vvvan

I am a writer of erotic (IMHO) fiction and live near the Emerald City, my politics are hopelessly enlightened, informed, & progressive, & my beard itches (transitive & intransitive).

And yes, long ago in a galaxy far, far away... I used to run a website called Van's Vidcap Vault (aka Van's DiDcap Vault), but that was then (before geocities went tits up). This is now.

Current Residence: Pacific Northwest, USA, Sol-III, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy

Shell of choice: "Harp" (Harpa major var. conoidalis)

Skin of choice: Julianne Moore's, Daisy Ridley's is a close second.

Favorite cartoon character: Willie's 'Gwendoline' & 'U-89', Saudelli's 'Bionda'

Favorite quotes:

(1) "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."—Neil de Grasse Tyson

(2) "One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of 'cage' is."—Stephen Colbert

(3) "Lemon-lime tastes like leprechaun taint."—Dana Scully [It's her opinion of the green variety of self-layering Jell-O®.]

(3a) "It's magically delicious!"—Lucky the Leprechaun

(4) "Because that’s what Hermione does,’ said Ron, shrugging. ‘When in doubt, go to the library."—JK Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

(5) "Babe, I found the churros!"—Chloe Bennet addressing Elizabeth Henstridge at a Hollywood party... which caused Lil to turn & step into a swimming pool while fully clothed.